Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
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The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
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