floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

by Scarab January 23, 2004

Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.

1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.

by cfoam August 13, 2008

Solid Donkey

"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)

Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?

by Fish Stix March 29, 2010

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008