california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Eureka, California

A little city on the northern coast of California. Where redwoods and weed flourish a little ways outside city limits.

If you want go to Oregon from San Francisco, you gotta either go through Eureka, California or Redding, California.

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 20, 2020

California collar

A noose, particularly one used for executions

I would be wearing the california collar if it weren't for my lawyer

by scary internet man August 9, 2020

california vegan

Where you just eat normal food but vegan: Vegan sushi, vegan burritos, vegan lasagna, etc etc

James said he ate healthy but turns out he was just another California vegan

by sephjo June 21, 2022

california howdy

when you give someone the finger

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

california cool

having that laid back, chill swagger that all the honeys love. basically not giving a fuck and kicking it with the homies and a lot of pot.

Creeper: "damn man Jared never gets pissed"
Hasselhoff: "he's california cool man."

by Livingbakedashell August 19, 2011