alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy

"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."

by Mymomfuckedme September 19, 2016

alaskan dolphin

where you stick her head in a bucket of ice and fucker like a bunny.

imama fucc you like an Alaskan dolphin

by orphy November 30, 2016

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020

Alaskan Morbus

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”

Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”

by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is about to cum while a girl is giving him a blowjob and he punches her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.

Give him a blowjob he wont give you an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Alexandria(: (: October 20, 2011

alaskan sundae

This is the occurence in which somone busts in a womans asshole. He then has here shit into an ice cream cone and the female then eats it.

John came in Shirley's ass. She then had to shit immediately. John held an ice cream cone under her bulging corn-hole. Shirley then enjoyed and Alaskan sundae.

by Jicibob November 15, 2010

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019