slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 26, 2009

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated

Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.

by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

rag slap

slappen someone with a frozen used lady pad

jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.

by rag slapper March 1, 2011

slap-pound

A term used to decribe a greeting commonly used in southern California. It involves each person giving each other a sideways high five then punching each others' fists.

Dude, that was an awesome shot! *Slap-pound*

by AaronW December 30, 2006

Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010

zen slap

A sudden revelation that changes one's whole perspective of an idea or subject

Colorizing a photo of the Hindenburg was a zen slap, making the incident shockingly more real.

by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007