The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
Get the Vag Taxmug. Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
Get the Asshole Taxmug. A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
by St0rmrider November 1, 2017
Get the candy taxmug. When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.
Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
by GreenTag October 31, 2017
Get the Parent Taxmug. The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you
by Lanky dude April 10, 2019
Get the The tall taxmug. That special time of year when parents make up for being too broke to exchange gifts after buying presents for their kids by buying big ticket items with their tax return.
So bill what did your wife get you for Christmas?
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
by ziggyshade January 10, 2017
Get the Tax-masmug.