Tarık

This dude is the embodiment of a true karaboga, has the abs of a fucking prehistoric gorrila king and biceps mimicking a camel's hump. His charm can subvert a gazillion alpha lions at first sight, they would sell all of their wives to please him but no organism in this world could take in that anaconda of his. Despite the testosterone level in his body that could make all the females that have ever lived in this world, sorry – galaxy, he can restrain himself in order not to wrench someone's guts out, a token of his unbelievable compassion. Turkish folk tales tell that he himself snuck inside city during the Siege of Constantinople, sent all the defenders to Karaboga's Dump, and opened the gates to further the glory of his race. If If you ever see him, which is said to befall on a human in every billion years, dedicate your life for his wellbeing for eternal satisfaction.

The luckiest person of this giga annum: Oh my God is this Tarık?!!
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.

by chadturkishman October 13, 2020

tarentz

A funny and creative person who knows how to put a smile of everyone's face.

Tarentz is his own definition

by SavageLust October 22, 2020

tarakadak

Weeb who has a Bestie who loves salad

Tarakadak is cool and his friend likes salad

by Saladios inicross December 11, 2020

taekoovv

She's the best taekooker on twitter! you should all follow her and report taekook_lives

georgia: did you see that a famous taekooker tried to set me up with you?

bahare: yeah... that was taekoovv 🙄

by mandilooo December 21, 2020

taekoru

the best kpop stan ever . let’s get married 😩👌.

hey do you know taekoru
yes she’s the most seggsy person alive 😍😍👌

by cacacacaaca December 22, 2020

Tarakannaarmy

Tarak anna fan srh fan

Tarakannaarmy

by Vurike cheppa frands like kott November 12, 2020

tarik'd

to be inebriated to the point where others take pity on you

I got so tarik'd at the game that my mom had to pick me up at half

by bobmundo January 15, 2021