2 definitions by chadturkishman
This dude is the embodiment of a true karaboga, has the abs of a fucking prehistoric gorrila king and biceps mimicking a camel's hump. His charm can subvert a gazillion alpha lions at first sight, they would sell all of their wives to please him but no organism in this world could take in that anaconda of his. Despite the testosterone level in his body that could make all the females that have ever lived in this world, sorry – galaxy, he can restrain himself in order not to wrench someone's guts out, a token of his unbelievable compassion. Turkish folk tales tell that he himself snuck inside city during the Siege of Constantinople, sent all the defenders to Karaboga's Dump, and opened the gates to further the glory of his race. If If you ever see him, which is said to befall on a human in every billion years, dedicate your life for his wellbeing for eternal satisfaction.
The luckiest person of this giga annum: Oh my God is this Tarık?!!
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
by chadturkishman October 13, 2020
This dude is the embodiment of a true karaboga, has the abs of a fucking prehistoric gorrila king and biceps mimicking a camel's hump. His charm can subvert a gazillion alpha lions at first sight, they would sell all of their wives to please him but no organism in this world could take in that anaconda of his. Despite the testosterone level in his body that could make all the females that have ever lived in this world, sorry – galaxy, he can restrain himself in order not to wrench someone's guts out, a token of his unbelievable compassion. Turkish folk tales tell that he himself snuck inside city during the Siege of Constantinople, sent all the defenders to Karaboga's Dump, and opened the gates to further the glory of his race. If If you ever see him, which is said to befall on a human in every billion years, dedicate your life for his wellbeing for eternal satisfaction.
The luckiest person of this giga annum: Oh my God is this Tarık?!!
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
by chadturkishman October 13, 2020