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by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022
Get the Susan mug.Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.
by SextraLover3000 February 28, 2022
Get the Susan mug.A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.
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Get the Susan 34 Kids mug.When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
Get the Jealous Susan mug.1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.
2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.
3. Someone who fingers their sister
2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.
3. Someone who fingers their sister
"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"
by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022
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Get the Up late Susan mug.Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019
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