Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.

bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1

by unicef is fake December 14, 2022

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.

Bro, she's gonna get susaned

by ebaril101 October 31, 2019

Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.

Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.

by susansusansusan April 03, 2013

Susan’s Pub

The greatest bar in the world. Free snacks, pool table, cheap drinks what more could you want. The bartenders are very friendly and love to chat. Its a great place to pregame and have a few drinks before you catch a train to the city. Susan’s pub is an absolute beauty and truly a magical place. Located in Bethpage NY, Susan’s is a hidden gem that’s making a comeback in 2022

Let’s go to Susan’s Pub for happy hour

by wigglenation July 01, 2022

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021