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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.
Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.
by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011
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Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"
Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.
by One Of Them Fabulous People October 28, 2011
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kevin smith'd

when southwest airlines kick you off a flight a flight for no reason and then make up a bullshit story about it to cover their own asses.
I just got kicked off a flight for no reason, I've been kevin smith'd
by Ilikeadickinmymouth January 24, 2011
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Stan Smith

An old-school, classically popular make of Adidas trainer with a simple, streamlined design.
first launched in 1965, and then renamed the Stan Smith in '71 when he began to endorse them
by coined December 30, 2004
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Chad Smith

Drummer for The Red Hot Chili Peppers first appeared on Mothers Milk (1989) and is still with this band to this day.

He can play most of the Chilli's songs with only one hand making him a god to alot of people.

All hail Chad!
I went to Hyde Park and saw Chad Smith play and it made me wanna hit a drum really hard!
by Up-Dog January 20, 2006
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Smite

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.
Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough
by iHave2Thumbs November 26, 2016
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