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Kristen Stewart

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009
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Jon Stewart

Should run for president in 2008!
Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President
by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006
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sterba

Some dumbass that fucks shit up.

1. A Sterba is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope.

2. Sterbas generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking.

3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a Sterba, regardless of skill.
Player: Hey man you keep getting killed, I'd recommend using a sniper rifle in this large zone, rather than that shotgun.

Sterba: dude stfu i no wat im doin *gets killed again*
by PrincessLayabout January 16, 2018
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French Stewart

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005
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shitbag stew

A mexican soup known as menudo. It is made from cow intestines and stomach tripe hence the nickname - shitbag stew. It is legendary for curing hangovers. It is an aquired taste and usually only enjoyed by hispanics.
I am so hung over from that New Years Eve Party. I hope Grandma Maria has some shitbag stew left.
by Fern Dawg July 10, 2009
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Queef Stew

Lesbian Drama. It's never fun and just a mess. Just like queefs and stew.
Yes, my lezzie friends are here, and they brought the Queef Stew.

It was a good day, then Butch and Amber had a fight; It turned into a big bowl of queef stew.

Fucking dykes, it's always queef stew with them.
by amberjay February 20, 2010
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Steubenville

An old steel town on the Ohio river held up solely by Franciscan University. Many speculate that it's proximity to Pittsburgh will propel its growth, but the term 'steel valley' doesn't help much. Steuby, as know by locals, has many neighborhoods - i.e. Not-so-pleasant heights, "we're getting better"-LaBelle, and the middle class neighborhoods around Harding. The city also has the greatest schools and football teams in Ohio. For fun go to Robinson, not downtown.
-whatdaya think of that Steubenville place?
-not the best but the residents there love it oddly enough.
by Zac Sike December 27, 2007
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