spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007

Spunk bank

Porn collection

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.

by Cramped December 8, 2010

Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

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by James September 23, 2003

Spunk-Belly

The slightly more rounded appearance of the female lower abdomen which can be very sexy and often illustrates a woman is entirely happy and confident in her own body.
Not to be confused with "Muffin-top" which is when flesh spills over the waistline of clothing and is completely unsightly.
A Spunk-Belly can often be the subject of sexual fantasy.

"Nice dress, you can see the outline of her cute little Spunk-Belly too"

"I'd love to crack one off over her rounded little Spunk-Belly"

by Tantalus2009 April 24, 2009

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

spunkbubbles

The pearlescent frothy precum usually found at the tip of a teenager's cock when he furiously masterbates while watching porn downloaded from the internet.

Tom: Hey Dick! How come your spunkbubbles are bigger than mine?
Dick: Practise dear Tom. Practise makes perfect spunkbubbles.

by Daniel Greally May 23, 2007

spunk

1: Another term for cannabis.

2: A swedish spirit.

3: To ejaculate.

4: Semen.

1: I know a farm that grows alot of spunk.

2: I need some heavy booze. Spunk anyone?

3: I masturbated so much i spunked on the ceiling.

4: Is that a spunk stain on your bed?

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008