spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018

spinning nutt

Ejaculating through the center of the bearing on a fidget spinner while it's balanced on your penis, after which it falls back into the spinner getting sprayed everywhere. "When *** hits the spinner everyone gets sprayed."

I did a spinning nutt yesturday because I was soo lazy to paint the room white

by Ttubyeknom May 9, 2018

spinning skull

a phrase based off of a tiktok sticker of a spinning skull put in videos accompanied by text that says "i thought this was gonna be hard" and a slowed version of already rich by yeat

"when u see the spinning skull you know its over 💀"

by slyxrs April 5, 2023

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

by king ej April 15, 2003

spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.

Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!

by malc December 7, 2004

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005