You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
Get the Spicy Matthewmug. When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
Get the spicy dookiemug. When you take a fifth (or any alcoholic beverage) and pull er in the out chute to get the goods straight to the main vein. AKA: Butt chuggin
Barry: Hey man, Jim is fucked up and he just got to the party!
Mike: Yea.. as soon as he got here he gurgled up a spicy enema! He's wasted!
Mike: Yea.. as soon as he got here he gurgled up a spicy enema! He's wasted!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021
Get the Spicy Enemamug. When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.
by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018
Get the Spicy Eyemug. The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
Get the Spicy Cowboymug. by Bibbledip December 30, 2016
Get the Spicy Cringemug. My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023
Get the spicy haymug.