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Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.
"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."
by Ender56 December 6, 2023
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paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.
Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.
by flapjackboy February 18, 2024
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Pussy whooped snowflake

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!
This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018
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California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
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1st Lieutenant Snowflake

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!
by amretar September 16, 2020
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Throwing Snowflakes

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.
Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.
by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014
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