slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

Slappy

A ventriloquist dummy who comes to life when the words “Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano” And those words mean “You and I are one now” he is from the franchise called “goosebumps” written by R.L Stine

It says his name is slappy...
Whoa! Did slappy just talk?

by Hyrule April 20, 2019

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Slappe

A spastic who lies about being a top shagger to people on the internet because he is a lowlife irl

Stop doing meth, you will turn into Slappe

by Ilicicishot July 3, 2020

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020

Slappy dallas

A slappy Dallas is A blow job but the mouth is filled with dip

McNasty gave me the best slappy dallas yesterday

by Benzema goat October 15, 2020