skid-o-gram 

When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.

Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?

Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!

skid-o-gram by knobross69 January 18, 2024

skid mark slumber party 

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

skid mark slumber party by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Skid Racing 

When one goes down a slide while lacking proper undergarments and also neglected proper whiping high gene, they are skid racing

Other definitions: snail trail fudge flavor, brown spot on mars.

"My little brother got caught skid racing on the public park slide. We are now banned from that park."

"oh."

Skid Racing by PhasmoPhantom March 31, 2025

Skid HQ

A com group on discord known for flexing botnets but not doing shit, being racist, and playing CSGO.

"Dude Skid HQ tried to press me and i fuckin' raped them on CS"

Skid HQ by Comrep April 20, 2026

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

one legged skid 

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008

Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.

1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.

Shit Skid by Angela The Defected September 15, 2004