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ski dream

The act requires 3 people in a bed sleeping next to each other, and the two people on the outside must be men so the person in the middle can give each men a handjob. The goal is two make the two men on the outside feel like their dreams were about having great sex, but the person in the middle explains their dream was a family vacation skiing in the mountains.
1: "Wow! I just had a dream about having the greatest sex ever!"
2: "No way! I had that same dream too!"
3 "Sounds like fun, but my dream was about that skiing trip I had in the winter."
1&2: "Oh fuck...it was a ski dream."
by bsmoke18 February 3, 2018
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Ski Hoe

A slut that doesnt think she is a slut. but all the guys know she is.
That Kalie girl is a ski hoe shes the community bike.
by EvGottie January 1, 2006
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Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad
Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
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Ski Sunday

When a lady entertaines 5 men at a time, one in each orifice, and two "ski poles" in each hand.
"Hey dude where's Gaby gone?" "Dude, I think she took Princeton ball team in there for a Ski Sunday."
by Big-Gay-Al June 9, 2009
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Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing
You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
by skijsallround February 1, 2010
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ski pole

riding in the middle of two people in the back or front seat.
by e nigma99999 April 14, 2011
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dew-ski

Wanna grab me a dew-ski?
Sure
by heisman81 April 16, 2008
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