turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

sick myspace

The term used when a bands myspace gives an unrealistic account as to how good their music is. This effect can be reached through the use of clever fonts and through a large friend count.

in your attic? shit band, sick myspace though

by pseudoking October 16, 2008

Sick Chad

Sick Chad is used when one person says something that's so cool only Chad could do it. Now the person saying this isn't Chad but it's something only Chad would say.

Bro1: Hey bro I banged two chicks last night and they both had boyfriends.

Bro2: Sick Chad.

by dylanswi September 4, 2016

Sick beats

The sound of me playing the drums init

Do you want to listen to my sick beats?

by Synonyms March 30, 2020

Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.

Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting

by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009

sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays

Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust

by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019