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Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011
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Shitty Chicken

When the work-place and/or job has overwhelmed you with never ending projects...

Especially on a monday!

Or when your spouse has told you she wants kids/ or to break up.

ALL BAD NEWS.
I went into work last night and saw the madness that was left behind from the earlier shift for me...I said to my fellow employees.."This is Shitty Chicken"
by Daddy_Monk October 24, 2011
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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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snitty

a combination of snotty and shitty; also a synonym for snotty depending on usage
snitty snitty bang bang
by Jeminem May 18, 2005
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Shitty Scent

Black rapper widely known as "50 Cent". Gives anal sex to Feminem aka Eminem, for allegiance.
Shitty Scent is Feminem's best butt-friend i heard.
by Femi-killah October 2, 2003
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shitty pennies

So you go to wendy's, the 2 quarters you get in change are shitty pennies
by lank October 8, 2003
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Shitty Mcstinky

An uncommenly know law enforcement phrase to describe a perpetrator. Commonly used to protect identity.
"Man last night I was involved in a car chase and arrested Shitty McStinky along with his two friends Capt. Hatsonsideways and Mr. Baggypants.
by Smurlman G August 13, 2007
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