suitexting

The act of claiming or threatening suicidal intent via text message, more often for dramatic effect and response versus actual intent.

Tiffany has been suitexting me all week and I'm sick and tired of it

by CrisisGuy190 April 12, 2009

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say

Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.

by dougperch19 July 19, 2007

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

Shivetting

the action of a canine as it strains to undertake the release of its bowels with its tail quivering

a dog that wishes to undertake a bowel movement, stops and strains with its tail in the air. the tail quivers with the strain as it shivets, or undertakes shivetting

by amanda jones November 27, 2012

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015