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Get the white sheet states mug.1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
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"Bobbi posted a picture of the cutest kitten for Caturday, and her thread was bombarded by a bunch of Sheep Sheep. They kept calling her Boobi."
Sheep Sheeps tend to type things such as, "Hey bby," "Nice dear," "Show me bewbz," "Come online to chat now," "You do sexy chat."
Sheep Sheeps tend to type things such as, "Hey bby," "Nice dear," "Show me bewbz," "Come online to chat now," "You do sexy chat."
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"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
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