old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

Shimmy sham

Shimmy sham means to have delectable dreams.

Him: "I'm going to to bed now, I'll see you tomorrow."
Her: okay, sweet shimmy shams meet."
Him: "sweet shimmy shams to you too :)"

by A Good Sir May 02, 2022

Sham-boe

Verb- to evade, run away, forget about it. Or be ignorant.

Don't sham-boe! Help the Hobo!

by Mr. Fidddlediddle September 16, 2010

Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.

Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.

by ThrobbyDobby420 April 11, 2023

sham-specialious

to have the feeling of belonging to a special group of people....

today after i got my hair done i was made to feel sham-specialious when complimented....

by regalbunni June 04, 2009

de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019