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sjones

One who rants about nothing in particular, and won't let the subject drop.
He ranted on about inkjet printers like a real sjones.
by cixen June 11, 2006
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scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin
Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
by me..me November 8, 2018
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scenester

someone who follows what eveyrone else does. yes they mostly likely look like a carbon copy of whatever is populer..as greenday, or MCR.do not get confused witht he people that are actually into music, not just scratching the mainstream surface.
most common is black dyed hair. and the copying of other people's styles.
another eg. Ashley came ot school with dyed pink hair, not because she listened to a group with pink dyed hair, or because she was trying to fit in, but just becuase. A week after people saying OMG!whata wierd person for dying their hair! half of the school's girls have pink hair. this lasts a month or two..until girls stop redying their hair. (they are scenesters) menawhile ashley pops down to the drugstore and buys another dye kit (pink) just becuase
by wandering jackalope April 9, 2006
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schnese

A friend who has an extremely banging hot sister
Andrew is such a schnese. I wanna fuck his sister so bad.
by Logan U May 17, 2007
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scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.
I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
by wehrlock December 23, 2004
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scenestress

a totally awesome word made up by Whitney and Kylie. The intent of this word is to make fun of a girl who refers to herself as "scene". This girl is lumpy and thinks she is cool. she is obsessed with her looks and likes to take pictures of her ugly face
by sdjkfh August 29, 2004
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scenester

Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do.

Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.

You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.

Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.

Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".

Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.

The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.

In other words, what is emo?

...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.

Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Ex 1: We're so scenester, and like emoxcore, kthxbye.

Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
by Emo Stomper September 6, 2008
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