Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.
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Seattle University is a high school located in the Capitol Hill district of Seattle, WA. It calls itself a college but in reality there is nothing to make it resemble a college in any way. There are no good parties, no hot girls and no ways to have the fun that your friends will be having at real colleges. Do not make the mistake of attending Seattle University. It's a high school.
Jack: Hey, your going to Seattle University too?!
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.
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Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.
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This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.
This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.
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