Scatagitant General

The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.

"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"

by Zappin' Nap December 2, 2022

Scataphobic

A fear of looking at one’s own poop.

Scataphobic is the fear of seeing one’s own poop. Darin ran out of the bathroom after looking at his own poop. He was screaming like a child.

by Larry Fielder December 27, 2022

Scatted

tuff or hard

Those shoes are scatted i need them

by Raud’s plug January 3, 2023

Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.

Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!

by Mr Badass February 15, 2023

Scatalyst

Food that makes you poop.

I’ve been constipated all day, some pizza would be a good scatalyst for me.

by cjvialpando95 March 19, 2023

Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy March 31, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023