Saturday

Saturdays are for hot sex and even more fucking. You go out on a saturday and come back with one or even two girls to fuck! Eventhough you wake up on Sunday absolutely battered!

Guy 1: Did you see Sam brought home two girls

Guy 2: Well I mean it is Saturday

by anonymous_5431 October 29, 2020

Saturday

Saturday is for the boys

Girlfriend “want to go out babe this Saturday?” Boyfriend “NO! Saturday is for the boys “

by Nick_gur October 14, 2019

saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 01, 2017

Saturday

Slap ass Saturday

What days is it tomorrow? Fucking slap ass Saturday that’s what it is!

by April 22, 2021

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

Saturday and Sunday

The real name of the music artist The Weeknd

A: Hy biatch did you hear the new track of Saturday and Sunday?
B: Euhmmm... do you mean The Weeknd?

by XXXGlobglobgagalabtion May 25, 2019