by Sam the almighty December 30, 2019
Get the Sammug. A person called Sam is wonderful and the most amazing person on the planet he makes you feel loved and perfect and is definitely number 1 , any girl is lucky to know a Sam he is perfect he is beautiful inside abs out , and he’s a knight in shining armour, he will never let you down abs will always message you whenever you feel down he will brighten up your day no matter how you feel , he will never leave you , he will always make time for you , he’s just a king abs the best person in the universe
by anonymous January 2, 2021
Get the Sammug. The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"
by Trojanasscap November 5, 2017
Get the Sammug. by BBeazy April 5, 2015
Get the Sammug. by Chr_Mx May 27, 2018
Get the Sammug. A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020
Get the Sammug.