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Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.
Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.
by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020
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bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.
I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017
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sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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