When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
by Gabberke December 30, 2022
Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019
by Sexy-simon69 December 19, 2016
by mgree002 May 23, 2023
@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
by I-don't-like-pie November 20, 2016