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alex

a nicotine addicted guy who will break your heart without even dating you 😘
so who is the guy?
oh his name is alex
by clownasshoe October 15, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. All the guys think she’s gorgeous and she has no idea. She prefers to be called Alex instead of Alexandra. She loves her family through thick and thin. Alex is smart and a great person to have a laugh with. She’s very accepting and forgiving. She doesn’t follow the crowd and can get very nostalgic. Millenials piss her off sometimes. Alex isn’t blind to what’s important in life. Take your time to appreciate her because she’ll always be there. She also loves dogs.
Person 1: Damn that girl is not afraid to bash someone who deserves it.

Person 2: Yup, that’s Alex.
by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
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Alex

An Alex is a very caring,sweet,goofy, and also artistic person. But sometimes he or she can get on there bad side depends tho. They can sometimes be mean a but rude but that's sometimes and it rarely happens if you get then on there good side. They only get on there bad side when it's a bad situation. Alex are easy to fall in love with since they have a good personality and are very nice and charming. They are shy sometimes and are funny and are really good people to hang around with. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend that is an Alex KEEP THEM! You never want to lose one in your life even if it's your best friend they have your bad no matter what they are the ones you need in your life to make it great. Alex also help you when your going through a rough time they can help your through depression,anger issues and more. They are smart, independent,(maybe sometime lazy) but I'm sure of it you must keep him or her with you always and I mean never let them go ever.
I'm so happy to have a best friend Alex
I love my boyfriend Alex he's so sweet
by Cake_dude° November 19, 2019
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Alex

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see alex eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by Aidnjjbbhvvyy August 10, 2020
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Alex

Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
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Alex

Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum

As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
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Alex

This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god
I love Alex he is awesome!
by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019
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