pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 21, 2023
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Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 13, 2021
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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Stocke

latin word for drama tends to get wet very easily quite amusing in a thong
Man i hit that pussy that shit was such a Stocke
by Johnnyintoxicated May 24, 2018
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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.
“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”
by Coolguybobduncan December 08, 2021
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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.
“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”
by Coolguybobduncan December 08, 2021
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