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Stall Stalker

A person that gets caught looking thru the slit in the toilet stall door and then comes back to look at you for a second time
Dude, I was on the crapper dropping a deuce and I noticed a stall-eye. A few minutes later I noticed that the stall stalker had returned to scene of the crime for a second look.
by oldiver December 8, 2010
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stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
by phoenix437 January 8, 2015
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stalker Like

Likes on Facebook and/or other social media that are given by people who "like" you. Stalker Likes may or may not convert to true, offline liking.
"These stalker Likes are so annoying." "Omar stalker-Liked your profile again."
by YourNumberOnePOS December 3, 2013
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Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl September 26, 2015
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Stalker Song

Stalker Song Is Drake's song "Hold on we're going home" in one of the lyrics he says "I got my eyes on you"
Kid: Drake's song is the stalker song
Friend: Which one m8
Kid: "Hold On We're Going Home"
by SubMachineFrost January 19, 2016
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stalker album

A photo album made on your phone or device that contains every picture you've ever found or been sent personally of the hottest person you've ever seen in your life.
Every photo he has ever texted me of himself I always keep in my stalker album. So I can see that pretty face anytime I want.
by Major E April 24, 2017
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Stalker-path

One who is a crazy ass stalker and psychopath.
"Bro, you should totally hit your ex up."
"Wtf is wrong with you bro?! You know nicole is a stalker-path!"
by Slows August 9, 2016
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