snapalapagus

a vagina

Jeremiah told brendan man im horny, i need some snapalapagus

by dick rompson May 25, 2010

Sniped

Getting sniped is when a teacher calls you out for literally doing nothing or for literally doing everything. Often times getting sniped ruins self esteem and makes one consider suicide.

Mrs Harris: (Looks at you) Not gonna name any names but some muchachos in this class are going to cause us not to be able to have a fiesta
Zane: Thanks for 'not making it obvious'
Mrs Harris: (Throat slashing motion) Cut it out muchacho
Zane: Ow, Sniped
Mrs Harris: That's enough muchacho go to the office

by Major Wang September 11, 2018

sniper main

Dipshits that run around with their sniper rifle in Team Fortress 2, attempting to hit people's heads, most of the time ultimately failing. Also are usually very toxic.

XxDarkWolfxX: I am a sniper main in TF2.
Everyone: Holy shit go kill yourself you fucking troglodyte

by SexMaster500 October 31, 2020

crotch sniper

An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.

Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"

Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."

by Pat Waite July 3, 2008

sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.

Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."

by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008

THE SNIP-SNAP O'BAMA-RAMA

The act of withdrawing your penis from a female's large ass, ejaculating upon the upper, more level area of the female's ass, creating an adhesive for ones beverage.

"I told Dwayne that if he had peformed the Snip-Snap O'bama-rama, his 32oz of Camo would have been salvaged for complete consumption.

by cLOWN DUMP COUGAR SHIT January 12, 2008

Jesus Sniper

The best sniper who has ever graced the world of first person shooter.

Danny: Wow Ingoe95 is a total Jesus Sniper
Ingoe95: Hell yeah!

by Ingoe March 3, 2009