Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

by Shandyandybananarammalarri April 3, 2014

Smoothie King

Healthy royalty.

Smoothie King is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.

Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"

by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021

Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.

Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009