bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

astral shifting

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.

I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

getting shitty

getting very drunk, aka 'shitfaced'

"It's been an awful week, and my only definate plans for Friday night are getting shitty."

by ladykatey January 1, 2006

Shitty Ditty

When something is all good, or you are in agreement with something someone says. Agreement, down, up for whatever the person says, excited.

That song was the jam! Shitty Ditty!

Did you dance with that girl? Shitty Ditty!

by Crock Enlow March 24, 2008

shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

by censae January 16, 2011

culture shift

phenomenon whereby nothing new ever actually happens. millions of angry, brainless, slack-jawed simpletons monopolize every bit of bandwidth extant texting their frustration about this intolerable state of affairs because they believe there must be a reason for their lot, ergo the atmosphere is rent and the culture shifted. the mindless uninspired who insist on affixing a title and definition to a perennial state of nothingness are proof that nothing is ever new. one day it's nascar, the next day teaparties.

it's like- oh, my god- i'm like totally freaking out. peace out, orange county, i'm like so totally over this culture shift.

by lexicali slim February 26, 2010

shift

A magic button that changes 1 into !, what some people forget.

LOL OMG WTF 1111111111111111111111111

by XD147 August 22, 2005