Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.

Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024

Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Seattle Twist

Hand Job technique where the giver uses a twisting technique while moving up and down the shaft and does a full 360 around the head like the Seattle Space Needle.

She used the Seattle Twist last night and made me nut in record time!

by Ho Ree Sheet June 30, 2024

Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.

Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!

by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.

Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.

by shanester1979 December 24, 2023