"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
Get the Seattlemug. When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
Get the Seattle Sombreromug. i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".
by Spliff76 August 1, 2017
Get the seattle slippermug. Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"
Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"
You "She's in Seattle"
Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"
by Kdog May 5, 2024
Get the the Seattle Methodmug. by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023
Get the Seattle smoke and mirror trickmug. A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.
by pedalsteel May 27, 2024
Get the Seattle Steamermug. you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019
Get the Seattle Deep Dishmug.