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Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.
You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.
by s.163 February 13, 2019
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Seattle

"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
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Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.
by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024
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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Seattle

A kind, loyal, honest, shy, outgoing, and loving person. She is a very smart person and has a big heart. She is sensitive but also forgiving and never forgets. Seattle is a very rare name. Seattle is a very creative person and she loves to be loved. You have to treat her heart love, respect, and etc and she will return it back. P.S my name is also Seattle
Hey Seattle gurl
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
by Lucky180 March 4, 2020
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Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried
John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude
by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024
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