satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

spenard satans

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.

Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.

by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted

God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry

by iFrosty February 12, 2017