chemical romance

Relationship or encounters based mainly on a controlled substance. Popularized by emo music type artists.

I'm glad i got out of that chemical romance;

by mastadon75 March 6, 2005

roman empire

The roman domain after the takeover of the Roman Republic by the first emperor (as the majority opinion) Octavian, known as Augustus Caesar (or majestic caesar in a fairly flat translation) it was however wracked by corruption from the inside, mismanagement by many emperors, and several other factors such as rebellions, dissillusionment, legal inconsistencies, debasement of currency, fluctuating markets, an aging and entrenched bureaucracy, peasant revolt, slave revolt, constant attacks by persian, scythian, berber, calednian and german tribes, major migrations and political intrigue so farfetched that it seemed impossible to do any good for anyone. Turned christian thanks to Constantine and the empire finally split into two halves. The western half was crushed and the eastern half became the baselieia romaion or byzantine empire.

Leaders of the roman empire:
From augustus to Romulus augustus (in the west) and Constantine XIII (in the east)

by The person who shall not be named January 9, 2008

romance

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece

Young Girl: I want romance.
Young boy (to himself): i better buy this girl a greeting card and fast

by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008

Roman Empire

Recently a Tik-Tok Trend but When someone (usually a girl) asks a man how many times a week they think about the Roman Empire it’s actually another question they are asking entirely. They are really wanting to know how many times they masturbate a week.

Babe how many times do you think about the Roman Empire?

by Anastasia G September 17, 2023

roman candle

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)

"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

Ramalamadingdong

Generally describes a rather sad individual, who continually fucks up their life beyond comprehension by repeatedly engaging in reckless juvenile behavior that is consistent with delinquents 10-15 years younger than themselves. A true Ramalamadindog engages in these epic failures despite being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and relishes in any opportunity to brag to their friends (i.e. former friends) via Facebook status updates and Away Messages about fictional conquests that are preposterous and altogether unbelievable.

Vik: Yo kid, I just got a new job...it's so ill, it's way better yourz nucka. I'm makin 80,000 bones a year now son...plus comish...so trill! G'd out! fuck yea!!

J-Riz: Um. Ok...?

Vik: Yeahhhh boyeee! I am so effing great! Oh yeah, and I am going to Vegas, got that shizz comped foo! Are you jealous or what?

J-Riz: Nah, man...that's just some Ramalamadingdong. You know you just caught a beatdown from a midget and lost your job at the cheese factory. Please take me off your contact list. UNSUBSCRIBE!

by TargusTargus April 6, 2009

roman escalade

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion

I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.

by truey December 31, 2008