linear receptacle basics

The basics of a linear receptacle is they are all arranged on the same linear plane.

When building a gravponics system, all linear receptacles need to be on the same linear plane. This is the best way to describe the linear receptacle basics. Youre a moron if you reject this definition.

by doublestandarddems April 20, 2013

textus receptus

The spell used to improve learning. It typically has a very narrow use, being most effective when applied to a single subject.

Macro was really kicking my butt this semester, so I learned textus receptus and brought it up to a high B.

by mirriamplebster February 11, 2018

anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

Knife Receptacle

A woman between puberty and late twenties who is attracted to serial killers and often mentions how their several severe crimes don't matter to her, because she finds them attractive and charming.

Person A: I heard Melissa got asked out yesterday.
Person B: Yeah, but she turned it down because she said "he wasn't mysterious enough for her". All these serial killer documentaries have turned her into such a Knife Receptacle.

by Hobgox February 5, 2022

penis receptacle

1. A promiscuous female
2. A promiscuous female's vagina

"That girl is a walking penis receptacle."
Telling a hooker " You've got a nice penis receptacle."

by Zeekupp March 14, 2023

cock receptacle

A person most usually a woman whose primary reason for existing is to give males a comfortable place to rest their penis after a hard day's work i.e. a Kacy Osburn

Shawn is worn out from lugging around his giant cock all day he can't wait to get home and take a load off in his favorite cock receptacle, Kacy.

by cock receptacle depositor December 25, 2023