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Onpoint Rehab

Where your addictions get worse .
I went to onpoint rehab and my addictions got worse .
by Crisfault June 4, 2021
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dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021
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mr.rehab

He is the best middle and high school teacher you can asked for. no matter what anyone says he is charming tall nice and just a all round good guy
Did you here abt mr.rehab.

yea he is so cool and nice.
by BabyDestroyer90 September 8, 2021
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Drama rehab

People who lie lots on YouTube they donate to themselves under troll accounts to trick their supports to donate to them Jodi pretends she’s with Chris but their not dating Chris is an obsessed looser Jodi looks like monsters inc Library Lady
Chris and Jodi faking It all drama rehab is drama lies
by Hidden user June 16, 2022
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spauding rehab

a physical rehab that's in Boston, Charlestown to be exact.
On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.
spauding rehab:
Hey vro... uhhh... what, uhh... happened?
Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 24, 2023
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Saad Rehan Zafar

Saad Rehan Zafar is a confident and intelligent individual who may come across as talkative but values listening to a select few. He possesses qualities such as kindness, generosity, and a captivating appearance with beautiful eyes and a cool jawline. Despite making mistakes in the past, Saad has learned from them and has a great personality. While he may be initially shy, he enjoys having a good time and has a fantastic sense of humor. He is also athletic, with a winning smile and the ability to make endearing expressions. As a friend, he is incredibly helpful and even sends flowers to the elderly to bring cheer to their lives.

Despite all of these good qualities, if he is under the height of 6 FEET, he is most likely someone who will put ghost pepper powder in his penis, butt fuck you, and then leaving a burning sensation in your anus (while saying "enjoy the herpes").

During the 1600s, there was a saying for any Saad Rehan Zafar under 6 feet in height, used to bestow negative qualities and exile such gremlins from society:

Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.

Lastly, these characteristics are even more true if the Zafar at hand is left-handed.
William Shakespeare: Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Random Mf: Bro that's not me that's Saad Rehan Zafar
by xxx_BhindiTooBig_xxx November 6, 2023
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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