ralphthemagician

The myth. The man. The legend.

You know that guy ralphthemagician? He's literally the best person ever. Literally. The best. Ever.

by ralphthemagician November 8, 2013

ralph san gabriel

an asshole to society. all he does is squeeze your legs and slap your ass

ralph san Gabriel is so cute! but hes gay

by jern smerth May 14, 2015

ralphpression

A very serious disorder you get when you realize you can't date Ralph Macchio. Symptoms may include: crying, fangirling, wishing you had a time machine, and starting a fan page.

I was just diagnosed with ralphpression

by RalphMacchioTrash March 10, 2016

Ralphet

A girl name for Ralph

Ello Ralphet

by Alecca July 18, 2016

ralph hall

Noun. Pronounced RAFE-HALL. A dude that owns enough VHS movies to build a hut out of them to live in.

Yo, this second-hand store has enough VHS movies to be a ralph hall!

by Greek Godfather May 20, 2016

Ralphing

V. The act of ditching your friends

Dude, rahul keeps ralphing He is such a flake.

by Bubbabarnes1414 February 10, 2017

ralphey

He is the biggest prick in the entire world. He is stuck up and can be a bully. He annoys people on purpose and wants attention. He only thinks about himself not others.

Your such a ralphey!
Fuck off ralphey!
Your acting like a ralphey!

by Joe matful December 11, 2017