Raisin

"did you know that raisins were originally grapes? :0"

You look like a raisin before it was raisned
Because that would be grape

by Pookiebear696969 April 19, 2024

Raisin

Raisin is when a person is dried up. As in they no longer got the juice

Bob: I've been talking to Melissa bro
Jim: Oh naaa she a raisin.

by beca.bangles October 18, 2017

Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle

Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle

by Charlie have small pee pee June 4, 2022

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

Raisin

Raisin is a super sexy nickname only used by super sexy people. Raisins are very kind , cool , funny , hot etc . They pull all the bitches they are always the alpha AWWWOOOO

Person a) OMG WAS THAT RAISINNN !
Person b) IT WAS I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD !!!

by Raisin_getsAllThoseBitches November 16, 2022