twelve pounder

a larger than normal poop used to describe the fictious weight of the movement

Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.

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Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.

by ltwillhuch April 21, 2011

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shit-pounded

Destroyed, annihilated

The Arizona Cardinals got shit-pounded by the Seattle Seahawks this weekend.

by RockSplode April 15, 2016

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pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

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A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

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Frosted Pounder

A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.

"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"

by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 13, 2016

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