Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

by Sandylove June 17, 2021

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022

postmodern rape

Rape performed in a well dressed, suave and artistic fashion, associated with the higher echelon of society.

Sir William carried out an exquisite postmodern rape on Susan the other night.

by charlie the magical unicorn June 10, 2008

Postureo

When everyone is doing the same thing and you do it bc everyone is doing it.

-Give me a cigarette, dude.
+¡Puro (pure) postureo!

by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014

Playing possum

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.

Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!

by Taffgirl55 December 21, 2015

Postmail

the mail that comes from the post

Mom, is the postmail here yet?

by ZacAttack8732 February 10, 2010