Port Vale Fan

A unique specimen born with an extra finger on each hand who enjoys sexual intercourse and reproducing children with blood relatives.

That man fancies his sister “he must be a Port Vale fan”

by Portvalelegend June 29, 2018

Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

new port richey

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.

New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!

by hayw00d February 16, 2005

Port St Lucie

Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America

If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.

by DW0rkz August 4, 2007

New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joe Zumchak September 4, 2008

port saint lucie

a town in florida where there is nothing to do but fuck, talk shit, get drunk / do drugs & shop. 90% of the people that live there are douchebags and start drama cuz there is nothing better to do. on a regular basis, you will hear it's residents saying, "Fuck PSL!" oh, and the Mets Spring Training is held there.

girl: "someone is spreading rumors about me..."
boy: "what did you expect? you live in port saint lucie."

by queenbevil June 20, 2008

port st. lucie

filled with just old people and ghetto teenagers who wanna act hard (we all know your not) and some of the biggest hoes you will ever meet. there's almost no fun places to hangout ever since the cops flooded tradition square. most boring place in the county

wassup shawty where u from?
port st. lucie what ab u?
oh nah 💀 *blocked*

by Karen Da Manager December 5, 2021