Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 6, 2017

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010

Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.

I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.

by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016

Eating pork

the act of consuming an meat of a pig called "pork"

Michael: Hey John what are you eating today?
John: I'm eating pork

by Tacticaler November 29, 2022

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Pork Pocket

A plump large vagina.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008