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Phonesplosion

The moment when your cell phone starts to vibrate for a length of time due to an influx of texts. There are a few reasons this may occur.

1) A long text from one person, which goes over the character limit and is thus sent as a series of texts, all received at around the same time.

2) Many people text you all at once, or in very close proximity, often referring to the same subject

3) Your phone buzzes when you receive an email, and REPLY ALL happens.

Other causes include telemarketers and Lots of people expecting a lot from you at the same time.
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"That was quite the Phonesplosion"
by NumberTeaAndLetterSoup December 14, 2011
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Poesty

Poesty
(poh-est-tee)
noun

A composition, in verse or otherwise, that is characterised by great beauty of language or expresssion (i.e. a poem) which is susequently posted on Facebook, thus becoming poesty (posted poetry)
I read some great poesty on Facebook last night.
by Kafaraqgatri February 9, 2012
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pokesexpot

when people name sex moves or another way to say drugs after pokemon,it kills everyone's childhood
i just charizard my girlfriend i got a geodude right before i had some bulbasaur and muk so i call it pokesexpot
by mr.pokekong12 September 28, 2013
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poesponing

The act of a female delaying sexual contact with her partner.
Honey I know I promised to cook you a romantic dinner for your birthday Friday night, but I'm afraid my mother is coming round. We are poesponing tonight!
by Usaparttrois August 8, 2015
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pofessional

When you're trying to look professional, but you can't afford to hire a proper designer so you do it yourself, poorly.
I made my own website because I'm trying to be more pofessional
by Tibbs! October 19, 2015
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phonesprain

The sprain caused in the neck due to staring down at your phone screen for too long
Omg, Dicky got a phonesprain from watching a 4 hour long furry orgy porno.
by TheRothead July 29, 2016
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Poes

by xidnaf October 1, 2016
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