Polish Deuce

The standard haircut for all males over the age of one month in Poland and the only hairstyle for men taught in Polish Cosmetology schools. A Polish Deuce is given by using a number 2 clipper setting, cutting the entire head, and putting at least one knick/bald spot in the back of the head.

Look at McQuades hair- That dude is going native Polish. His hair was so long and stylish, now he has a Polish Deuce.

by Cosmetic Cobbler April 7, 2011

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Polish tuxedo

An outfit consisting of sweatpants and a zip up sweatjacket that are both the same color, most likely adidas, reebok, or nike.

See paulie walnuts/niko belic wearing a polish tuxedo

by good things 23 May 27, 2011

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polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.

while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack

by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003

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polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006

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Polish Foreplay

Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.

Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.

by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009

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Polish Corridor

The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.

"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."

by Euphemism May 12, 2014

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